1 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,280 PHONE 2 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,560 POLICE 3 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,280 THE END 4 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,600 ALL MOVIES END THIS WAY. 5 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,960 BUT NOT THIS ONE. 6 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,920 BECAUSE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 7 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,960 Release the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 8 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,400 All people are naturally good and kind They are spoiled from outside 9 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:15,520 I'm afraid we don't have a chance Because of the pride and stubbornness of the authorities 10 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,720 Pride and stubbornness of the authorities! 11 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:22,360 But I'll be the jailer 12 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:27,160 I would open the lock once or twice Just say the word Frida 13 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,760 And they would run in droves Like a buzzing swarm of bees 14 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:38,080 Enjoy the fresh air Listen to the birds and console yourself with hope 15 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,440 Free the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 16 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,760 All people get better And they become kinder inside 17 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,680 When beautiful nature is nearby And everything around is turning green 18 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:54,000 Listen, my dear Frida What will happen later in the night? 19 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:59,360 Fear enters our hearts when We hear the church bell ringing 20 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:04,560 Plumes of smoke rise into the sky And the wind carries them further south 21 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,640 The flames rejoice and dance And the fire brigades are driving around 22 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,200 Free the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 23 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,560 All people get better And they become kinder inside 24 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,840 When beautiful nature is nearby And everything turns green 25 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:26,600 The local court judge does not sleep He stands there and trembles by the window 26 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:32,120 His daughter stands next to him And how pale death is 27 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:37,680 The door swings open and out of the darkness A black-bearded man runs out 28 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:42,680 Give us the money here and don't hesitate! Come on, hurry up... old man! 29 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,880 Free the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 30 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,560 All people get better And they become kinder inside 31 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,800 When beautiful nature is nearby And everything turns green 32 00:04:55,880 --> 00:05:00,880 With pockets full of money It gives the plot a new twist 33 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,600 Come on, cutie, kiss me! 34 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:11,840 But the judge roars so loudly That the walls of the house begin to shake 35 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,680 Take her instead my silver service! 36 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,600 Free the prisoners, spring is around the corner 37 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,640 All people are naturally good and kind They are spoiled from outside 38 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,240 I'm afraid we don't have a chance 39 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,600 PRISON COMEDY FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY 40 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,560 Because of the pride and stubbornness of the authorities 41 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,520 But I'll be the jailer 42 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,600 I would open the lock once or twice Just say the word Frida 43 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:55,800 Then I would immediately as soon as I could He quickly ran away from the city 44 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:00,720 To avoid consequences Such stupid actions 45 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,480 Free the prisoners, spring is around the corner 46 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,200 All people get better And they become kinder inside 47 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,720 When beautiful nature is nearby And everything around is turning green 48 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,960 Free the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 49 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:25,440 Free the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 50 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,760 THIS CHARMING IDYLL TAKES US TO THE TIME OF FRIDA 51 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,080 PART OF THE POEMS STOLEN FROM BIRGER SCHOBERG 52 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,240 Listen... 53 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:20,680 Let's repaint this camera. Help me... 54 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,440 We might as well update it for the next tenant. 55 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,320 Release the prisoners! 56 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,960 This is inhumane - keep people in cages like these. 57 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:41,760 - No tricks, otherwise I’ll put you in isolation! - This is even more inhumane. 58 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:47,680 - Behave the same way as your accomplice. - Free the prisoners! 59 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,600 It's time to make a decision. 60 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,760 Erlandsson, lock up these two. into solitary confinement at night. 61 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:03,720 And the words "Free the prisoners" needs to be erased. 62 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:11,520 - Excuse me, what words? - “Free the prisoners.” 63 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:16,120 - “Release the prisoners,” is that what you mean? - No. "Free the prisoners." 64 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,360 - Let go. - Release me. 65 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,040 - What did you say? - Free the prisoners! 66 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,560 What? 67 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,440 Free the prisoners! 68 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,960 Eat. 69 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:36,440 - Thank you, boss. - But I... 70 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:41,520 Light... Erlandsson! 71 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,880 Stop! Go back to the cell. Erlandsson, lock her up properly. 72 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:52,840 There needs to be order! Now sit there and think. 73 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,840 I'm ready to burst with anger! And you are calm as a boa constrictor. 74 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,720 It's better to think first and then get angry. 75 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:12,800 Everyone knows that putting people in prison is... it's inhumane. 76 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:18,880 What if we were put behind bars rot for many years? 77 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:28,160 But just being angry won't help... 78 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:32,440 We have to do something about this. 79 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,720 What can we do about prisons? 80 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,680 Society needs police to maintain order. 81 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,600 What? 82 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:49,920 Maintain order... There is too much order around. 83 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,760 The police don't bother everyone. 84 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,600 But only those who commits crimes. 85 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:11,160 But people generally behave like policemen. 86 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,760 - What do you mean? - Let's watch TV. 87 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,400 Click. 88 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,960 Good evening. You are watching Channel One. 89 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:29,560 The following program is called "Useless police." 90 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,920 - Have you gathered your thoughts? - Yes. 91 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,360 Remember yourself as a child. 92 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,280 - Think properly! - I'm trying. 93 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:52,280 So when you were little, 94 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,960 everyone who was older than you they looked like policemen. 95 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,160 Pick up this piece of paper! 96 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,800 Hot dogs! 97 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:23,840 - What the hell? - Get out of here, you little bastard! 98 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,880 Let's make up our minds, there are adults standing here, waiting to be served. 99 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:34,040 Go to the toilet before we sit down otherwise you know what will happen. 100 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,360 - Yes! - Sit down! 101 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:50,280 - Hey, shorty... - I'm sure you still wet the bed! 102 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,800 -Are you allowed to go out this late? - It’s already three o’clock in the afternoon. 103 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,360 Get out of here! 104 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,800 Hello. 105 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,040 What's happened? 106 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,880 Are you upset about something? 107 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,640 But coming home to the only one to a person who was not a policeman, 108 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:25,120 You put on the uniform yourself. 109 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,160 - What happened? - It doesn't matter! 110 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,360 - Do you have bananas? - No. Just not before lunch. 111 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,480 - I told you to buy bananas. - Sunny... 112 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,680 Leave me alone! 113 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,000 End. 114 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,200 Click. 115 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:03,000 - Well, how? Did you like it? - Not especially. 116 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,600 - Why? - It's not fair to the police. 117 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,240 Wait... 118 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,920 - Turn it on. - Now. 119 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,840 Click. 120 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,560 Good evening. You are watching Channel Two. First a message. 121 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:25,520 Not all police are useless. Next on the air is “Helpful Police.” 122 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,920 Think about the cops as about people in the service of society. 123 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,680 - Hey, no, it's a color TV. - That's right... 124 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:40,560 The police serve the public. She helps us with everything. 125 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,680 Well, I fixed it. 126 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,360 Is this the police? Help! 127 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:12,040 You can start by peeling the potatoes. 128 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,880 And someone has to catch the bad guys. 129 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:25,040 Wallet. 130 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,760 Wallet. 131 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:34,080 - And when did you lose him? - Six months ago. 132 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,400 Just before how we started writing this statement. 133 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,680 You're right, someone has to do it bad guys... 134 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,000 Stop the thief! 135 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,280 Let's go! 136 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,560 You fantasized all these evil scenarios. 137 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,280 But we need the police. She's not that bad... 138 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,480 - In a certain sense. - Of course... 139 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,000 I said it was terrible 140 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,840 when everyone is trying to control each other. 141 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:38,280 - However, this does not apply to us. - Don't be so sure. 142 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:44,120 Take me for example. I'm the kindest and a peaceful person in the world. 143 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,960 - Yes, it is. - Let's say I had a hard day. 144 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,200 I come home tired and angry. 145 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:57,360 It's already dark and I haven't eaten anything all day... 146 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:06,040 And to make matters worse, it's a full moon. 147 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:11,880 My whole body begins to break down. It itches and languishes... 148 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,280 Look! 149 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,600 Oh my God, how it itches... 150 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,360 The stomach begins to itch. 151 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:31,440 It's like my head is being squeezed... 152 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:43,120 And it appears to me this is an irresistible desire 153 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,240 command other people around. 154 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:53,920 Don't leave traces of dirt on the carpet! Don't use my comb! 155 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:03,240 Don't put your wet swimming trunks in the closet! 156 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,760 Go dry them. I want to see dry swimming trunks, quickly! 157 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,320 Get out of here! Keep your eyes open! Good night! Good dreams! 158 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,240 Please stop this... 159 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,400 Please. 160 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,000 Stop it. Please. 161 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,840 But as soon as someone tells me a few kind words, 162 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,640 I'm becoming good and sweet again, as always. 163 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,760 Yes, that's right. 164 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,160 Oh... Tell me again something nice. 165 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,840 - How cute you are. - Here. That's better. 166 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,280 Commanding is so tiring especially when you shouldn't be doing it. 167 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,400 Listen, let's find it tomorrow some useless policemen. 168 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,520 - Good night. - Good night. 169 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,720 Sweet dreams. 170 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,960 Sweet dreams. 171 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,840 Hey! Don't walk on the lawns! 172 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,480 WALK ON LAWNS 173 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:41,360 Hey! You can't write like that! 174 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,520 That's a different conversation! 175 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,120 DO NOT WALK ON LAWNS 176 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,160 Let's go to the police station. 177 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,360 Look! This sugar bowl is here! 178 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,280 What sugar bowl? 179 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,880 The sugar bowl that scoundrel took it from the judge. 180 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,400 Went! 181 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,520 ...h-a-r, har... 182 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:21,600 ...n...n-i-ts-a, face. 183 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,600 Sugar bowl. 184 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,960 - So the police are good now? - Yes. You are useful now. 185 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120 Judge's Sugar Bowl? 186 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,800 You didn't see him again after that night? 187 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,520 Of course not! Do you think are we communicating with thieves and bandits? 188 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,440 Yes, of course... No, you don't think so, do you? 189 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,680 No. Well, we'll go. 190 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:08,160 - We would like to ask you something. - To ask you something. 191 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,160 Is he here or not? 192 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,160 Yes... he's not here. 193 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,440 - Admit it, you are a worthless liar. - No, I don't... Oh yeah. No... 194 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,680 - You don't happen to hide it in the closet? - In the closet? His? No. 195 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,880 Or maybe he is there. 196 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,600 There he is! 197 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,520 Help! 198 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,360 Help! I can not swim! 199 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,200 Help! 200 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,600 Help! 201 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,240 That's what it means, right? 202 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,840 What have we done? 203 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:32,600 - We have to get him out of there. - We just put him there. 204 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,800 But this is inhumane. 205 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,960 So, in your opinion, Shouldn't we have caught him? 206 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,440 I know that people need to be stopped 207 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,840 who steal, kill, smashing guitars. 208 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:51,760 But once you catch them, you have to start helping them. 209 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,240 We have to get him out again. 210 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:06,440 Hello Erlandsson! How is life, and how is your personal life? 211 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,400 Are there any rooms available? I would like a double... 212 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,520 There's dancing tonight and I might be lucky. 213 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,680 - Can I invite you? - Ah... 214 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,120 Oh, you're in a playful mood, right? 215 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,680 Spring came early this year. The weather is beautiful outside. 216 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,640 - Well, that's enough. - Just no tickling! 217 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,640 - Erlandsson! - Boss! I'm so glad to see you! 218 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,120 You look great. And these unusual shades of gray... 219 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,400 It's just paint. 220 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,840 Is there something else needing my attention? 221 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,600 - Yes, which camera... - To cell number 24! 222 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,360 …put Hansson there? But cell twenty-four is occupied. 223 00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,320 - Hugosson is there. - We don't get along. 224 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,800 We have different temperaments. He's too impulsive. 225 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,560 If I said 24, it means 24. We can't move everyone. 226 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,320 What about Hugosson? 227 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,320 - Any camera will do for him. - Not the 24th, this is a Hugosson camera. 228 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,800 I've had enough decisions for today. If anyone runs away, I'm in the pub. 229 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,240 If no one runs away you will still be there. 230 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,440 No. Yes. Exactly. 231 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,400 Well, that's all for today. 232 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,400 Let's skip the formalities since we're here. 233 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:46,880 Being a prisoner is so impersonal. Call me Harald. 234 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,240 - Why should I call you Harald? - Because that's my name. 235 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,840 Call me Harald... 236 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,760 - Gudrun, dear... - Never! 237 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,720 Are you kidding me? 238 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,720 Quiet! 239 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,920 I'm in charge here. I went. 240 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:10,280 Of course, Gudrun. You're the boss here in the end. 241 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,520 Darling... Finally we are alone! 242 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,360 Cell number 24. 243 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,080 I will hold it so that he can see. 244 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,120 For what? 245 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,680 That's the plan, set it up in the right way. 246 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,560 Keep it right for him to see. 247 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,840 Stop! What do you have? 248 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:04,080 We would like to visit a prisoner named Harald Hansson. 249 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,200 I see you. 250 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,240 I see you. I see everything. Closed-circuit video surveillance system. 251 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,560 - I recognized you two. - This is the same person... 252 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,640 You are not allowed entry. 253 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,840 What is this? This is suspicious. 254 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,080 Yeah, just look... 255 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,960 I see everything. All! You can't fool me. 256 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,160 How could I be so stupid and believe that such a smart person, 257 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,920 How about you, won’t expose me? 258 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,240 Yeah... 259 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,000 Well... 260 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,680 I'm just doing my job. You won't come in. 261 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,520 No, of course not. Forgive us please. 262 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,240 What a sweet girl... 263 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,080 However, it was on a slippery slope. 264 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,680 Hello. 265 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:47,080 What kind of grub is this today? Oh, what are you saying! 266 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,120 Silent food. Maybe fish? 267 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,480 Yeah, here we are we're running out of time. 268 00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:00,600 You know, I think it's useful for people - sew mail bags. 269 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,920 Making Christmas calendars... 270 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,400 It is constructive and gives a feeling consciousness of your success. 271 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,120 How is it sung? “All troubles are in the bag,” right? 272 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,160 Hello! Why are you here? 273 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,600 - I killed my wife. - Oh. For what? 274 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,160 - She talked too much. - What are you saying? Well then... 275 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,920 - Hello, hello... - I see everything. What's this time? 276 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,800 I see you! I see everything! 277 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,200 Yeah! Come on... 278 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,200 I see everything. Saw! 279 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,320 And you guys not too talkative, huh? 280 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,960 - Hey... - Mm? 281 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,680 They like you only when you are peaceful 282 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,680 peaceful, passive and faceless. 283 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,520 Cheerful and energetic people create problems. They are put in isolation. 284 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,400 So keep your head down and eat. 285 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,840 Just abstract yourself. 286 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,600 How kind of you that you contacted me. Thank you. 287 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,200 We need to make a decision. You won't come in. Goodbye. 288 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,040 - Bye. - Goodbye. 289 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,400 Well, that's it. 290 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:29,440 Where are my friends? Monkey, Segovia, Professor? 291 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,160 I could chat with them. In a faceless manner, of course. 292 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,760 I would even say monkey-faced!.. 293 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,920 They are isolated. They leaned out. 294 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,480 Have you leaned out? Escaped? 295 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,360 No. They leaned out from the crowd. The regime was violated. 296 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,720 Laughed. They chatted. Behaved inappropriately. 297 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,360 Then isolation suits me too. 298 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,160 Hey, I'm socially dangerous! 299 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:01,080 I am a socially dangerous element. Look at the damage! 300 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,640 The plate is broken into pieces. 301 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:10,000 Damn me! I'm swearing! This is inappropriate behavior. 302 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,560 I should be isolated! 303 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,720 Call the boss! 304 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,800 Citizens, how long will we endure this behavior? 305 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,000 Time to act! We need to take action. 306 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,840 Isn't it so, Gudrun dear? 307 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,760 I see. He took a chair. And he sings. 308 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:38,320 We need to make a decision. We must isolate him. Or not? 309 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,120 Well, then it's decided. 310 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,880 - That he will be isolated? - A? Yes. 311 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,960 Or... Yes, exactly. 312 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:55,360 I'm politically dangerous. It was Russian dance. Yes, I'm not a gift. 313 00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:00,920 Down with Gudrun and this whole establishment! 314 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,040 Single room please. 315 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,920 Are you here again? What's this time? What? 316 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,960 Give me the guitar. Give me the guitar here. 317 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,360 Well... 318 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,360 - We should have known. - We should have known. 319 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,920 - Yes... - What is all this for? 320 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,120 It amused me to collect all these things, which you smuggled here. 321 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,520 I made a museum. Want to watch? Let's go! 322 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,480 Yes! 323 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,280 Look! Why all this? Here's a hammer. 324 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,400 I drank here. And here's this thing! 325 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,280 And sheets tied together. What are you trying to do? 326 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,000 We want to help Hansson become a good person. 327 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,960 And now that we see how wise and insightful you are, 328 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,440 we would like to ask you to allow We should put on a show for the prisoners. 329 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,760 Sing for them and help make their lives easier. 330 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,600 Well, correctional facilities, undoubtedly very humane. 331 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,160 I have made a decision... My answer is yes. 332 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:36,160 - On Thursday, at five o'clock. - Thank you. 333 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,680 But Harald Hansson won't come, he is isolated. 334 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,320 - What? - In a punishment cell. 335 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,160 - What? - Yes, he... 336 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,480 He is isolated. He is one of these socially dangerous... 337 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,760 What do they call it now... 338 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,000 elements. 339 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,160 This is impossible! 340 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,960 They redid the insulators. Now they are completely isolated. 341 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,600 Professor?! 342 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,080 Do you hear... 343 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:49,160 No you can't hear me Everything here is damn soundproof... 344 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,280 I used to be able to talk to you when I screamed... 345 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,760 Previously I could... 346 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,040 - I can't stand this! Open the door! - Yes, I'm on my way. 347 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,400 -What was that? - Nothing, just Harald. 348 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,360 - Hurray, that means a psychologist will come to us. - Yes... 349 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,920 - Then I'll take a banana. - Yes, yes. 350 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,880 - I can't stand it. I can't stand it. - Well, lie down then. 351 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,040 Potato. Jonas Alströmer introduced Swedes with potatoes, you know... 352 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,360 He's coming to you! 353 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,240 Place it on the floor. 354 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,080 I'm ready! 355 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:41,120 No, don't go. Ladies and gentlemen, music! 356 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:54,120 Time flows Too slow in custody 357 00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:01,160 And there's no rhyme or explanation to it 358 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:07,560 But if you're going to die Nod your head and say goodbye 359 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:13,840 Look at the door and you will see an angel 360 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,320 Who will tell you: “Do not be discouraged! Sit down with books and read!” 361 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,720 And that's what you do You gain bits and pieces of your mind 362 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,880 Book after book, deep thoughts And now I'm already a true fraudster 363 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,120 I can do anything 364 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,400 Because I know quite a lot 365 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,680 Since July 1984 366 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,480 I will have a lot of ideas 367 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,400 But you better hurry And don’t skimp on tickets in advance 368 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,480 Yes, my friends. I have the biggest one Repertoire in the area! 369 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,840 Call the prison and tell them there 370 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,160 When would you like me to perform? 371 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,640 I have a lot of time 372 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:14,640 To dance until you're tired! 373 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,000 Call the prison and tell them there 374 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,400 When would you like me to perform? 375 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,720 I have a lot of time 376 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,680 To dance until you're tired 377 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,640 To dance until you're tired 378 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:56,280 To dance until you're tired! 379 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,920 Hello... 380 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,600 Can you pass this on to me? Harald Hansson? 381 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,720 I see you! 382 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,120 I see you. I see everything! 383 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,360 Oh... 384 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,280 So what do we have here? 385 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,800 Well... Same story. 386 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,720 Not quite the same, boss. 387 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,960 It has a cumin scent. 388 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:52,320 My dear, you should have understood that I will find this note. 389 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,200 Yes… 390 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:59,320 "Expensive. Finally I dared to say it’s: “You’re the only one for me.” 391 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,880 Well, I don't know... I wanted to say... 392 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,600 I have to make a decision... You better leave now. 393 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,160 Yes… 394 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,520 My dear... Come back soon. 395 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,320 -Can he read the note? - Yes, my joy. 396 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,960 He can read the note. 397 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,280 In fact, he had already read it. 398 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,040 Solitary confinement... Do you know what this means? 399 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,400 No one to talk to, no contacts. 400 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,800 Four silent walls and silent fear. 401 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,600 Here, here and here. Everywhere. 402 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,160 Can't you see? Say something! 403 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,600 Answer me... Answer me! 404 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,720 Good evening. 405 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:25,200 Inmates' lights out at 7:30 p.m. upon completion of children's programs, 406 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,920 and those who are in isolation, can't watch TV at all, 407 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,000 so we're here to show you classic evening program. 408 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,120 You won't miss anything. 409 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,760 If you see hash marks on the "screen", 410 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,600 then it is due to atmospheric interference. 411 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,480 And here's the main news for today: war and famine, 412 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,440 the king and this pop princess are getting married, 413 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,800 but not on each other. That was all the news for today. 414 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,360 And now Eurovision Song Contest. 415 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:05,920 Amore mio... 416 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,600 Italy has zero points. Stupid competition. 417 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,400 Well now American detective series. 418 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,160 Excuse me, I'm Lieutenant Colombo. 419 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,960 The killer disguised himself like a policeman. Is that you? 420 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,000 No, no, no! 421 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,200 No? Well, who could it be? 422 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,040 - It's you? - Yes, it's me. 423 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,600 Good evening, I'm Edvard Persson. 424 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:42,160 Next on the program is a classic film with actors you've never heard of. 425 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,720 Gee, two hours have passed. I'm ready to burst! 426 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,880 Good evening and welcome to "Carousel". 427 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,920 As you know, I love you very much when the audience also participates, 428 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,600 so guess what I want from you? So that you turn off the TV. 429 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,880 It's time for the weather forecast. Everywhere A storm warning has been announced. 430 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,160 That's all I have. 431 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,880 That's all we wanted to show you today. Good night! 432 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,000 What are you doing here? You are the two who... 433 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,920 Yes, that's true. But we will get you out of here. 434 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,360 - Will you pull it out? You put me here! - Now we'll get you out. 435 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,480 This is a cassette recorder and here's the microphone. 436 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,080 We'll sign you up. You can sing a song "When did I first see you"? 437 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,880 - Yes, but why should I... - You'll see. 438 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,800 This is part of the plan. 439 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,760 - The recording has started. - Sing. 440 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:50,200 When I first saw you It was a hot summer day... 441 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,160 Go away. 442 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:53,680 Hey, how are you doing? 443 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,480 And the sun shone brightly 444 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,520 Your face, the lilac was still blooming 445 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:05,000 A face that blushed and beamed 446 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,080 And it was so captivating... 447 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,760 Hello... 448 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,880 - Good morning. - I see you. I see everything! 449 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,280 Would you like a cigar? 450 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,840 Yes... No... Well, I don't know... 451 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,960 Now I have to make a decision. 452 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,720 Thank you... 453 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,360 Do you think we can 454 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,680 talk to Harald Hansson? 455 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,880 There it is. you're trying to me bribe This is out of the question. 456 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:21,960 - A civil servant cannot be bribed. - How good! Baked goods for coffee! 457 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:27,440 - This is for Harald Hansson. - Harald Hansson, yes, I understand... 458 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,080 Large envelope. Long letter 459 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,400 Come on, let's see! 460 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,200 Well, here it is! 461 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,200 So interesting... 462 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,080 No, don't read it. She is for Harald... 463 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,040 I understand. It is intended to a specific person. 464 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,960 Oh, you are my charming one, shy little girl. 465 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,160 “Hold on. I'll be waiting for you." 466 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:09,440 - But why without a name? - I didn’t dare. 467 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,680 My little shy creature. 468 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,280 - What's your name? - Flora. 469 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,840 Flora. Sounds like music. Charming name. 470 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,000 - But, boss... - No, call me France. 471 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,560 - France? - Yes. 472 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,880 France 473 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,040 France Sounds like music. Charming! 474 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,080 Expensive! I want you to know your feelings are mutual. 475 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,040 I can't believe it... 476 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,400 He thinks... 477 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,720 She was so happy. 478 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,040 - Flora. - Yes? 479 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,680 The boss thinks you love him so you can help us. 480 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,400 We have to get Harald out. 481 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,200 - But you put him there. - Everyone reminds me of this. 482 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,440 - Yes. - But now we'll get him out. 483 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,240 He is sitting in a punishment cell. 484 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:41,760 - My dear, unfortunate Harald! - We don't have time for this nonsense. 485 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,560 Take this cassette recorder and visit Harald. 486 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,760 Then record it on a tape recorder "When I first saw you." 487 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,400 No, not you. Harald should sing this. 488 00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,240 - Wonderful! What is this for? - We have a plan. 489 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,240 We'll put on a show for the prisoners... 490 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:17,840 - Walk, 30 minutes. - Close the door, I'm playing. 491 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:24,640 Where the hell are my slippers? 492 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:33,000 Young man, excuse me, that I'm swearing. 493 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,680 Perhaps I have offended your tender ears. They could wither. 494 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,000 But it was a line from a musical called "My Fair Lady". 495 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,960 Play adaptations Bernard Shaw "Pygmalion". 496 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,720 Professor of Phonetics Higgins teaches flower girl Eliza pronunciation. 497 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,520 “It rains in Spain mostly on the plain." 498 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,640 Repeat after me! 499 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,600 It's raining in Spain... 500 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,080 The weather is good here... How should I know? I haven't been outside. 501 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,240 Good morning. I'm sorry for that I am not entirely present in prison. 502 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,720 My name is Lord Nelson and something a terrible thing happened at Cape Trafalgar. 503 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,920 Half of me was shot! 504 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,920 To be eaten by sharks. It's a pity, he was a handsome man. 505 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,160 Can I lean on you? You are very kind. 506 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:24,360 - Stop these monkey antics! - I'm a dog. 507 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,480 -Your brain is askew. - Brains on one side? Not at all. 508 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:33,520 I am a renowned lawyer specializing on breach of trust. 509 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:39,800 But we need to have fun somehow, otherwise you can go s-s-crazy. 510 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,680 Now I'm a monkey. 511 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,840 And before I was a dog. At the monkey's long legs, the dog has short ones. 512 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,560 You must learn to discriminate. 513 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:59,600 38,000 tourists visited Gotland in 1939. Six thousand one hundred Swedes and... 514 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,960 - I'm like an orangutan in a cage. - Hey, I'm the only monkey here! 515 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:20,720 - No talking, remember! - We don't talk to each other. 516 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,520 We talk to God. 517 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:28,040 Lord, please ask Harald, why is he in prison again? 518 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:34,640 - I trusted a woman's love. - It was stupid of you. 519 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:40,520 But I have hope that soon I can leave this valley of tears. 520 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:45,400 Wow! Such is life... 521 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,440 Hey! No talking, I said. 522 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:54,120 Then maybe Are you satisfied with guttural sounds? 523 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,600 Call the prison and let us know 524 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,280 When would you like us to perform? 525 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,160 We have a lot of time 526 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,160 To dance until you're tired 527 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:19,800 To dance until you're tired 528 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:25,400 To dance until you get tired! 529 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,320 - Is the boss at home? - Yes. Have a seat. 530 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:51,040 I see you. I saw you. I saw you! 531 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:55,000 And from this day on I see only you. 532 00:54:55,720 --> 00:55:02,080 - Oh, boss! - No, call me France. 533 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,400 - France. - Flora. 534 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,000 Can I visit Harald Hansson, France? 535 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,320 A? 536 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,400 Oh, I'm filled with jealousy! Why do you want to visit him? 537 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:22,200 For reasons of humanity. 538 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,000 Humanity? What does it mean? Understood. "Humanity". 539 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,520 I've come to the conclusion that humanity means humanity. 540 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,200 - Go visit him. - France... 541 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,560 Yes, my dear... 542 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,040 Erlandsson, go with her and keep an eye on them. 543 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,160 So that they are not too humane with each other. 544 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,280 What are you doing here? Traitor! 545 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,200 You led the police to the closet in which I secretly loved you. 546 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,440 - “Loved me”? - Yes... 547 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,040 Harald... You didn't tell me this. 548 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,760 Of course, he didn’t say anything, the police showed up. 549 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:18,560 Harald... You came out from the closet, you know. 550 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,800 It's true, I forgive you. 551 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,120 Harald! 552 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,080 - Sing “When I First Saw You.” - What? 553 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,680 Don't ask why. Sing. 554 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:44,680 When I first saw you It was a summer day 555 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:49,640 The morning sun was shining brightly And the lark sang 556 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:56,240 And all the flower meadows shone that day 557 00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:01,720 The flowers on them bowed to us in pairs 558 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:08,720 And the wind blew so softly and fragrantly A small wave along the shore 559 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,480 Gently caressed the shells 560 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,280 And rolled them on the sand 561 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:24,680 When I first saw you It was a hot summer day 562 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,320 Then for the first time I took 563 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,240 For your hand... 564 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,640 Don't even try to escape! 565 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,720 Let's go. 566 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,640 Yes... 567 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,120 What are you doing? 568 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:10,160 I see you. I saw you. I know the show is in five minutes. 569 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,000 I have to know. It was my decision. And you! 570 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,920 You will watch it with me. 571 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,400 - Say you will! - With pleasure. 572 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,320 - I need a prison uniform. - This is impossible! 573 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,000 - France! - Okay... But why? 574 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:31,440 - It's part of the show. - Erlandsson, take care of this. 575 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,120 - And can I ask for your jacket? - This is impossible! 576 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,600 - France. - Okay, take it. 577 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,560 OK. 578 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,080 - This will be part of the show, right? - Right. 579 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,600 See, I'm right. I'm always right. 580 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,680 Wear this to avoid catching a cold. 581 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,560 - This is impossible! - Do what I say. 582 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,080 I'm part of the show too! Did you hear? 583 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,120 This bouquet is for Harald Hansson. 584 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,960 - For Harald Hansson. - Yes. 585 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,480 Understand. You are my little one shy creature. Thank you... 586 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:11,200 - Can I ask you a favor? - Anything, dear. 587 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,320 - Let Harald come to the concert. - Except this. Everything except this. 588 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,440 You can't refuse since you already stole his bouquet. 589 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,320 I? Stole? His bouquet? 590 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,160 What a sense of humor you have, Flora! 591 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,600 I just decided he can attend the show. 592 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:33,560 Thank you. 593 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,240 It would be fair After all, I stole the bouquet, which is ugly. 594 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,120 How smart I am! 595 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,600 I just decided to rhyme and it worked. 596 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,640 - The rhyme was good too. - What? 597 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:48,480 But everything must be done properly. 598 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:54,720 Erlandsson, give me the handcuffs. I will be personally responsible for Hansson. 599 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,080 Thank you. 600 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,680 Erlandsson, you're looking after for the artists. Will you allow... 601 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,960 Not you! 602 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,000 Let me invite you for the first dance? 603 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,560 But there won't be any dancing! 604 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,120 Erlandsson... 605 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:18,280 - We need to take this for a while. - That's out of the question. Impossible. 606 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,040 - But it's part of the show. - Then it’s possible. 607 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,560 Can you hear? I made this possible. 608 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,600 Hello! 609 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,480 - Come on, Harald! - Quiet there! Sit down! 610 01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,240 - Welcome to everyone! - We would like to present an orchestra. 611 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:07,200 Come on, start! 612 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:08,760 One, two, three... 613 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:20,440 I go out when my wife is sitting And I'm sitting there when she comes out 614 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,280 This is the best What does a life of crime lead to? 615 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,920 And our love still preserves itself! 616 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,600 It's impossible to get tired of each other when Nobody spends time with each other 617 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,400 - I'm going out - When the wife is sitting 618 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,280 - And I'm sitting - When she comes out 619 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,640 France... Unfasten the handcuffs... 620 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,760 I see everything! Don't get up. 621 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,320 You don't have to get up just because that the boss is coming. 622 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:32,600 I just decided it. Where are we? 623 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:40,880 - Would you lend me your glasses? - I exclude this... 624 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,120 - France. - Okay, take it. 625 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,120 I see you. I see everything! And now I see even better. 626 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:01,040 I have to make a decision. All bakers should be put behind bars. 627 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,680 This is what I just decided. Plant the bakers. 628 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:13,200 But why jail all the bakers? behind bars? 629 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:18,560 'Cause they don't clean the dough properly. 630 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,480 Look. Here's what I found in baking in just a week! 631 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:29,680 Hammer. One of these things one of these... 632 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:35,080 Sheets tied together. Why all this? 633 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:42,680 So I've come to the conclusion that everyone is a baker must be planted on bread and water. 634 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,840 And we definitely need enrich our bread with iron! 635 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:58,000 - They like it. - That's why you're so popular. 636 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:02,280 - I need my glasses... - Hush, now there will be the next number. 637 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,640 And now the time has come another imitation. 638 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:09,560 My friend will pretend our other dear friend. 639 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,000 Our old friend Harald Hansson! 640 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,720 - Come on, Harald! - Quiet, Harald. Sit down. 641 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:21,960 My name is Harald Hansson. I am a prisoner here. 642 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,400 And I would like sing a song by Birger Sjöberg. 643 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,960 Not a very good imitation... 644 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:38,040 When I first saw you It was a summer day 645 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,960 The morning sun was shining brightly And the lark sang 646 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,800 So much better! Bravo! 647 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:49,200 And all the flower meadows shone that day 648 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:55,720 The flowers on them bowed to us in pairs 649 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:03,520 And the wind blew so softly and fragrantly A small wave along the shore 650 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,400 Sounds exactly like him! 651 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,280 Gently caressed the shells 652 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,800 And rolled them on the sand 653 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,360 He's great at imitation but bad at playing the guitar. 654 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:23,320 When I first saw you It was a summer day 655 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,680 Then for the first time I took 656 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:34,120 For your hand... 657 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,640 - It was as if he was singing himself. - Bravo! 658 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,160 Great! 659 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,200 Please return my glasses to me. 660 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,600 Thank you. 661 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,040 He even looks like Harald Hansson! 662 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,280 This is the best imitation from all that I have seen. 663 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,920 Bravo! 664 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,320 Stop! Look! 665 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,600 They even thought about to simulate handcuffs! 666 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,520 Simply fantastic! 667 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,480 Bravo! 668 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:18,760 It's something, right, Harald? He looks more like you than yourself. 669 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,200 Harald! It's time to go to the cell. 670 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,680 Oh dear... 671 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,720 Harald, you're going to the punishment cell. 672 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,280 Walk ahead of me so I can keep an eye on you. 673 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,400 I'm so popular... 674 01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,240 Oops! 675 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,360 Have you arrived yet? 676 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,080 Hey. 677 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,000 Damn good imitation. 678 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,280 A spitting image... 679 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,960 How do you do it? 680 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,920 What an artist! 681 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,280 Step aside, France. You are preventing Harald from entering the cell. 682 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,520 Oh, sorry. 683 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:38,640 Well, go to the cell. Now let's lock the door. 684 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:42,640 That's it... 685 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,520 Where is he? Ah, here he is. 686 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,400 Behave yourself. Think about your behavior! 687 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,880 Well, let's go. Expensive? 688 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,000 Expensive? 689 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,680 I'm in a cell... 690 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,000 Erlandsson! Hey! 691 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,880 - Thank you. “Wasn’t it you who left a minute ago?” 692 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:29,320 - No, I'm here. - Is the simulation over already? 693 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:33,720 Thank you for being very funny and an interesting performance. 694 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,280 What an imitation! 695 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,640 - Thank you for lending me this. - How?.. 696 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:45,760 Smooth... Horse. 697 01:08:54,320 --> 01:09:00,120 - Soft... Man. - Let's go, we still have a lot to do. 698 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,520 - Take this. - And a tape recorder. 699 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,080 - I recorded the boss’s voice. - Listen! 700 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:13,480 You are my little shy one creation. Sounds like music. 701 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,680 Darling I want you to know your feelings are mutual. 702 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,040 Might come in handy. Now do as we say. 703 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:31,560 - See you soon, Harald. - Farewell, my sweet creature. 704 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:36,080 Oh, let's go, Harald! 705 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:47,560 Time for lunch! Harald! Can you hear me? Here's your food. 706 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,280 Finally! 707 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:57,160 - Let me out, Erlandsson! - Oh no, don't even think about it. 708 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:04,680 Erlandsson, this is an order. Don't forget, I'm the boss. 709 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,920 And then I was Shirley Temple. 710 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,080 Polly Wally Doodle all day long! 711 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:14,800 Farewell, farewell my fairy fairy 712 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,400 I'm leaving for Louisiana See my Susie Anna 713 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,600 Sing "Polly Wally Doodle" all day long! 714 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:24,480 Yesterday he wanted to make me believe that he is Lord Nelson, 715 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,880 and today he claims that he is the boss. 716 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,320 But I saw through it! 717 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:34,440 Chrysanthemum belongs to the Asteraceae family. 718 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:52,360 It's not cruel at all. He even has flowers in his cell. 719 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,720 Lawn! 720 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,400 So soft. 721 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,400 I hear birds. I see the sky. 722 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:11,240 I smell... cow pat. 723 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,880 - Do you live here? - Yes. 724 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,560 Or rather, they lived. 725 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,560 - Now we live in those tents. - But there are three tents. 726 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,720 The third tent is for you. 727 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,520 No... I'm the one who... 728 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:45,120 Who was released from prison because needed human interaction. 729 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,560 Besides, we need your help. 730 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:52,560 - I'm the one who... - ...will help put everything in order. 731 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,360 No, I can't! 732 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,840 They'll lock me up again any minute. 733 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,800 Well, you're lazy. Don't try to shirk. 734 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:04,320 And then, no one knows that you ran away. 735 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,880 We took care of it. 736 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:12,840 Honey, let's go inside. 737 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:23,560 Dear, no! Not so passionately not when Erlandsson is watching. 738 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:28,320 - Mr. Chief! I need... - My sweet! 739 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:34,240 The boss doesn't want him worried. For no reason. 740 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:41,480 No! Oh! Ay! Wow! Expensive! 741 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,000 And for a long time. 742 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,840 - I'm good for nothing! - It's not true, you are capable. 743 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:33,360 You're just always acting like a bull in a china shop. 744 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:37,600 You have too much anger. 745 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,240 You have no choice but to give up. 746 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:46,040 It's no use trying to help like me. 747 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,720 Oh, stop it. 748 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,320 Now you two go and cook lunch! 749 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,320 Fine! 750 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,320 Hey, what's wrong? 751 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,360 It is impossible to live by love alone. 752 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:12,240 No, the boss asked me not to disturb him. Oh, I'm terribly hungry! 753 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:27,760 Now you can rake, and I will... 754 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,480 - Help! - Do something! Give him the oar. 755 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,440 It's clear. 756 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:54,800 You can't laugh at a person who thinks he's drowning! 757 01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:00,200 Do you think it's fun? take care of people like you? 758 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:04,840 Which are good for nothing and who ruin everything? 759 01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:07,600 That's what I said. It's no use. 760 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,800 That's it! 761 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:13,360 You can only feel sorry for yourself. That's all you can do! 762 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,760 And everyone else doesn’t feel sorry for you! 763 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,520 It's hard to feel sorry for 764 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:23,560 who started the pogrom in your house and broke your guitar! 765 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,440 - Then take me back to prison! - Ah! 766 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:30,200 Why did you have to drag me here? to yell at me? 767 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:33,200 Take me back to my cell. 768 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:36,560 You want it. Then you will get rid of me. 769 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,640 Take me back to my cell! 770 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,440 You scoundrel! 771 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,200 Bandit, stupid! I'm going... 772 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:51,560 Wipe that grin off your face! You made me lose my temper. 773 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:57,240 Damn pier! 774 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:23,200 FREE THE PRISONERS - SPRING IS IN THE YARD! 775 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:42,000 RELEASE THE PRISONERS - THEY ARE HARD 776 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:47,400 Do you see? What did I tell you? Everything went to hell. 777 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,640 Listen... 778 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:54,040 If you expect everything to go well awry, then so be it. 779 01:16:56,160 --> 01:17:01,800 - She said she was thinking about me. “She lost her composure, that’s all.” 780 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,800 She will calm down after a horse ride. 781 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,360 But I understand her. 782 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:11,320 I would never help someone who ruined my life. 783 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,680 Listen... 784 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,600 Why did you do this? 785 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:21,240 - Because it pissed me off... - What? 786 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:23,600 See what a nice home you have. 787 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,280 - And what? - I will never have something like this. 788 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:27,400 Why? 789 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:31,520 Can't you see? I'm good for nothing. 790 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,440 Didn't you learn anything in prison? 791 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,840 - Learned... - To what? 792 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,280 A new way to crack safes. 793 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:43,720 Clearly, you learn from your comrades. 794 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:48,200 It's no joke when you're that age you can't do anything. 795 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,960 Just imagine. 796 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:55,160 The only thing you can do well is it's robbing at night. 797 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,680 This is your only profession - be a criminal. 798 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:04,480 Are you waiting for what the prison will offer you? vocational training program. 799 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:08,800 But all you get is criminal retraining courses! 800 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,480 Then we'll have to teach you. 801 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,320 What will I do? 802 01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:25,560 - Bake. - And spill paint? 803 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:29,920 No, the only thing we really What we do well is bake. 804 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,840 We are the owners of the company "Sweets of Frida and her friend." 805 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:37,160 - I'll make a bet with you! - What bet? 806 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:43,880 If Higgins could teach that girl talk like a lady in just a month, 807 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:50,000 then I can teach this poor fellow from the dregs of society 808 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:55,040 bake the most delicious cookies and macarons for two weeks. 809 01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:00,160 - Hands down, “Professor Higgins”! - Bring him to me, Pickering. 810 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:04,320 Frida, he might be offended. He doesn't know the play. 811 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:10,280 I know. "Pygmalion" by Bernard Shaw. In it tells about the flower girl Eliza, 812 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,920 which Professor Higgins teaches to speak: 813 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,240 "The main madman is standing rainy on the plain." 814 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:19,320 - Where did you learn this? - In prison, with the professor. 815 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,200 It's time to bake! 816 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:27,160 Harald! In two weeks you will be able pass for a professional baker 817 01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:32,000 in front of the most famous experts on baking in the world. 818 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,480 Who is this? 819 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,160 Swedish Cookie Academy. 820 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:47,840 - I have to talk to the boss. - He asked him not to disturb him. 821 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,960 Under no circumstances. 822 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:55,360 Darling, here I am with a delicious lunch. 823 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:10,400 - Should the cookies be so dark? - Maybe they were left without light. 824 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,480 Erlandsson! I'm fed up with this farce. 825 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:21,280 Erlandsson, you will pay for this! See you in my office! 826 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:26,240 - There is already a boss there. - Which boss? 827 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:29,720 Warden of the prison. And the judge's daughter. 828 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:31,120 Oh, the judge's daughter... 829 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,520 But the head of the prison is me! 830 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:41,240 Listen... Look at me! You can you confirm that I am the boss? 831 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:47,600 Of course, Harald. I can confirm that Harald is the warden here. 832 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:52,960 - Go away. Or I'll bite your leg. - Has everyone gone crazy here, or what? 833 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,440 Yes, life here is not easy. 834 01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:58,880 I'll go crazy if I don't monkey around. Guess who I am today? 835 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,080 Donkey on two legs. 836 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:09,600 - Erlandsson. - Watch your language! Donkey on two legs... 837 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,520 Alone. Two. That's right! 838 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:22,640 You can't treat people like that. 839 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,720 Too much yeast, Harald. 840 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,840 Expensive! Today is Thursday which means we have pea soup. 841 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,560 There’s something wrong here, I can feel it in my gut... 842 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,080 More flour, Harald. 843 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:10,560 Darling I want you to know your feelings are mutual. 844 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,640 France, I think Erlandsson is listening! 845 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,280 I think I've heard this before. 846 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:20,400 Lovers are really inclined repeat what has already been said. 847 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:21,960 Yes, maybe so... 848 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:25,760 Maybe so... 849 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:29,920 - Butter, flour, cream, water, sugar. - Regular sugar cookies. 850 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,800 Right! 851 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:35,320 Butter, sugar, flour, beaten egg whites, ground almonds. 852 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,880 Mar... mar... Maracunas. 853 01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:41,600 - No. Macarons. Say it again. - Macarons. 854 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:45,920 - Do you need eggs for petit fours? - No... Yes! 855 01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:54,720 You have been sitting there for 12 days. Are you completely crazy? 856 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:59,800 Is it really that long? But I didn’t even notice. Happy hours are not observed. 857 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,200 Great job, Harald. 858 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,480 Good for teeth. 859 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:18,480 Call the prison and let us know 860 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:23,240 When would you like us to perform? 861 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:27,040 We have a lot of time 862 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,240 To dance until you're tired 863 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:35,120 To dance until you're tired 864 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:40,360 To dance until you get tired! 865 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:46,120 You don't think anymore yourself as a boss, right? 866 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:49,960 - No. - Great, Harald. 867 01:23:56,480 --> 01:24:00,280 Well, Pickering, the time has come. 868 01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,320 We are true dare we do it, Higgins? 869 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,400 Herr Wendeen, district gardener. 870 01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,960 Herr Levin, court jeweler, with his elegant wife. 871 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,640 Miss Rasmusson. 872 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:19,200 So, all 18 experts gathered. 873 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:26,880 I would like to warmly welcome 874 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:32,200 all 18 members Swedish Academy of Biscuits. 875 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:38,720 We are looking forward to look forward to seeing what Frida and her friend 876 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:43,720 will surprise us and what they prepared for us to try. 877 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:51,800 Today's creations are not ours own. We have an eminent guest, 878 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:56,920 baking specialist and pastry master 879 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,800 of the highest class. 880 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:02,480 Welcome, Monsieur Harald! 881 01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:20,680 Here we have an exquisite creation 882 01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:23,400 from Paris! 883 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:28,880 A little airy frivolity, which has its own characteristics... 884 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:31,320 Or how about this creation 885 01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:37,160 with pistachios and chocolate? 886 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:46,600 Excellent... 887 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:50,680 Or this sweet fun 888 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:55,960 with appetizing shapes? 889 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,480 Or maybe we'll move on 890 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:09,040 to traditional romance? 891 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:17,160 Hearts and pink roses. 892 01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:20,880 Bravo! 893 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:34,920 Frida, where did you find it? such a wonderful pastry chef? 894 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,200 In prison. 895 01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:52,680 - Um... To prison...? - In prison. 896 01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:55,360 He's a prisoner. 897 01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:07,400 It's amazing what they teach in prison now. 898 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:12,320 Not like when I was in jail, and I had to sew mail bags. 899 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:15,000 Arvid Levin, embezzlement. 900 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,880 - Harald Hansson, burglary. - Very nice. 901 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,120 Me too. 902 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:23,040 Asta Nilsson, sewing supplies. 903 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:26,960 - Please help yourself! - Thank you. 904 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,560 - Can I offer you this? - Yes, thank you. 905 01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:39,680 Good afternoon. I just wanted to return silver service 906 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,960 and the money I took that night. 907 01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:44,200 - Thank you for lending them to me. - Yes... 908 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,360 It was a big impudence to take the service. 909 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:49,880 But no less impudence - return it. 910 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,600 And I would like to ask your daughter's hands. 911 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,600 What? Hand? This is out of the question. 912 01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,040 - What? Why? - What? Why? 913 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,680 Her hand is not here like other parts of the body. 914 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:06,360 She's been living for two weeks now with the damn boss. 915 01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:10,440 She is a fallen woman. You can take her if you find her! 916 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,240 - He's not there. - Whom? 917 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:17,360 Chief. Your daughter is just in his office. 918 01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:20,680 - Yes, to help us. - Let's go, father. I'll show you. 919 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:26,440 If you allow me of course call you that. 920 01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:30,560 Take the service. Consider this her dowry. 921 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:35,320 Here. Keep the change for yourself. 922 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:41,800 - Hello, Erlandsson. - I have a gift for you. 923 01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:45,760 Yeah! 924 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:47,920 I baked it myself. 925 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,440 Loaf... 926 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,520 Bun... 927 01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:01,400 Cookies... 928 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:06,600 - Where is my daughter? - There. With the boss. 929 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:10,400 - So it's true. You deceived me. - But father... 930 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:15,320 Stop calling me “father” already! I'm taking the service. The deal is cancelled. 931 01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:23,920 France, dear! 932 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:28,760 I want you to know your feelings are mutual. 933 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:33,920 I knew something was wrong here. 934 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:36,440 But I didn't know what. 935 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:40,120 Oh, he's not there? So, no dirty deeds? 936 01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:43,160 It was just this device. 937 01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:45,880 Take the service. 938 01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:49,000 Father. 939 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:51,520 Expensive. 940 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:57,680 It turns out it was the boss... Oh, God! 941 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,400 Boss! 942 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:09,800 Cuckoo! 943 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:13,640 - Oh, boss! Will you forgive me? - Boss? 944 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,000 - Boss? What are you talking about? - Boss. 945 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:17,440 Can you... 946 01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:21,040 My name is Harald Hansson, and I'm serving time. 947 01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:24,720 - You annoy me. - No, you are not Harald. 948 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:28,160 You are the head of the prison. 949 01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:31,840 - Boss? I? - Yes. 950 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:37,640 This means that I can make decisions here. 951 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:42,440 And I decided that my friends must be released from the detention center. 952 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:46,960 But it's... quite possible if you say so, boss. 953 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:49,600 - Yes, I said so. - So I have to... 954 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,640 Make decisions seems natural to me... 955 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:54,880 Erlandsson! 956 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:58,640 We will look into this issue. Here's my solution. 957 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:02,080 It worked! Maybe I really am the boss. 958 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:05,440 Thank you, Harald. 959 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,080 "Harald"?.. 960 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:14,800 Erlandsson! Come here. 961 01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:19,240 I want you to conduct an identification parade. 962 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:22,640 Is there a prisoner here named Harald Hansson? 963 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,640 If there is, please point to it. One minute. 964 01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:41,680 It's clear. 965 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:47,280 And one more thing. If there is boss, point to him. 966 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,360 Thank you Erlandsson. 967 01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:57,000 - So it was true. - Yes. 968 01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:00,320 I'll serve my time and get married. 969 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:04,240 Can you stand jail after all this suffering? 970 01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:07,320 - Suffering? - I mean, being imprisoned. 971 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,680 Certainly. I gained confidence in myself. 972 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:13,360 I am loved and I can bake. 973 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:17,440 We love you. Baking. Macarons? 974 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:18,640 Yes, sure. 975 01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:23,240 Well, then you'll bake macarons. How nice it is to make decisions. 976 01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:24,680 What then? 977 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:28,800 After? We decided - macarons. Oh, you mean prison... 978 01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:33,680 Yes, you will sit for a while. But no insulators. They don't do any good. 979 01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:39,760 Possible Professor and Monkey will they attend my wedding? 980 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,440 Are you getting married? 981 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:47,520 On her? But I love her. 982 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:50,480 Oh well, okay The light didn’t hit her like a wedge. 983 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:54,400 I decided to be generous. Otherwise we would have a problem. 984 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:57,200 Ay-yay-yay. I might be jealous! 985 01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:01,280 - Am I invited? - Well, it’s up to the father to decide. 986 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,960 I'm the only one who decides here. 987 01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:09,920 I am kindly invited to the wedding. Everyone should wear tailcoats. 988 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,680 The judge is in a nightgown. 989 01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,760 As a former burgomaster, he has the right to marry you. 990 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,920 It is said to be in tailcoats. 991 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:54,320 Can I kiss the bride? 992 01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,720 They are escaping! 993 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:20,640 - I'm a swallow! - We better catch them. 994 01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:24,640 Decisions, decisions... You take this one, and I'll take the second one. 995 01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,560 Oh no! 996 01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:30,720 Hey! Land! 997 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:43,800 Go back to earth, you fool! 998 01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:53,920 Listen, we were able to help. only one prisoner. 999 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,040 Yes. 1000 01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,480 Quite enough for an ordinary person. 1001 01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:00,240 More than enough. 1002 01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:03,920 Taking care of prisoners - the task of society. 1003 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:08,960 Society is incapable of “caring” it can only “take upon itself” care. 1004 01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:14,680 You're right, otherwise prisons wouldn't look like that the way they look. 1005 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:20,560 Yes, just like punishment cells. Or walking yards. 1006 01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:23,760 No, this is not a good system. 1007 01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:33,000 Hello! 1008 01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:39,640 I thought you might care and about me for a change. 1009 01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:44,160 And about me too. I'm a swallow. 1010 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:48,600 - So, where should I start? -What are you talking about? 1011 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:51,200 About macarons. 1012 01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,960 Release the prisoners, spring is just around the corner! 1013 01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,080 All people get better 1014 01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:09,680 And they become kinder inside 1015 01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:15,480 When beautiful nature is nearby 1016 01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:19,280 And everything around is turning green 1017 01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:22,200 GOODBYE 1018 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:42,640 Subtitle translation: Evgeniy Solokhin